Easter Memories

Easter is a time of religious significance for most, yet it often gets overwhelmed by the seductive powers of the Easter Bunny and copious amounts of chocolate. 

My earliest memories of Easter were going down to the back lawn with a huge square tuppaware container that I would then fill with fresh grass clippings and leaves and pretty flowers from the garden, most of all the bright orange nasturtiums, to make a delightful nest for the Easter bunny to leave lots of yummy chocolate eggs in.

As I got older, the deeper meaning of Easter was instilled upon me, and the ritual of building Easter nests was gradually replaced instead by the ritual of attending an outdoor re-enactment of the crucifixion at a local catholic college each year on the night of Good Friday.  It was actually a tradition that I looked forward to each year.  I would become totally absorbed in the play, the story of Easter filled my heart with a complex mix of emotions such as outrage, grief, compassion, complete awe, love and hope.

As a young mother I was determined to create a legacy of childhood memories for my own child at Easter.  When he was three years old I decided my son was old enough to enjoy an easter egg hunt. So I bought several large sheets of carboard and lovingly drew bunny paw prints all over them in a thick niko pen, then painstakingly spent hours cutting out each and every one of them. No half measures for this apprentice bunny.  I must have made at least fifty paw prints.  Finally, I finished cutting them out close to midnight, then went through the house placing them strategically, with little pockets of easter eggs conspicuously hidden along the way, finally ending with a small easter bunny toy and a basket of eggs at the end.

I went to bed exhausted, and managed to get about four hours sleep before an overly excited little toddler woke up and discovered the bunny's paw prints. I jumped up out of bed as soon as I heard his first delighted lil squeal and dashed down to watch him do the easter egg hunt, my sleepy husband beside me.  I am not sure what I expected really, I think I thought that it would be at least half an hour of watching him follow the pawprints and gather the eggs.  It was all over in less then five minutes.  *laughs*  He saw the paw prints and started running after them, pointing to the eggs as he found them but not stopping to collect them, just totally intent on trying to catch the easter bunny.  When he got to the end he was visibly disappointed to see just a bunny toy and not a real rabbit.  He picked up the basket of eggs and then went back to gather the other eggs he'd spied along the way, leaving bunnikins mummy to collect the pawprints.

After that we resorted to other means of anticipating the arrival of the easter bunny.  Usually involving some arts and crafts activity to make our own easter baskets and nests.

Easter also seems to bring out the romantic in my husband.  Over the years he has done some amazing things for me.  Our first Easter together, he took a simple easter egg, sawed it in half with a hack saw and secreted a tiny crystal bunny figurine in it, and melted it over the heat of a gas lamp to stick it back together.  Of course, I didn't know all this until Easter day, as he just tucked himself away in the spare bedroom for over an hour and packed it all into a cardboard box and wrapped it well with masking tape. 

Another year, he gave me the most beautiful silver charm, of an easter egg that was in two halves and hinged together, when you opened it up, inside there was a tiny silver bunny.  Yet another year, he got a block of my favourite chocolate and broke it up into portions of two squares, wrapping them individually in silver foil, and sticking a label over the top of them that had typed onto each one, an inscription that began with the words "One of my favourite memories of you is .... "

How things change over the years. This year, my son and husband decided that I didn't need chocolate, that it's not good for me.  So instead, they generously gave me the dvd set of the third series of "Merlin" and a box of turkish delight.  Both of which I loved and appreciated, but it just didn't feel like Easter without my choccie eggs. 

Then I realised, I had fallen prey to the commercialism.  I had not gone to church, I had not watched any traditional Easter movies, I had not even stopped to truly consider the real meaning of Easter.

Somewhere along the way I had lost the true meaning of Easter, and I think that is why it has become more of a chore as the years wear on.. because it becomes focussed on the procurement of chocolate and eggs, and not the celebration of my religious beliefs.. it touches my wallet, but not my soul. 

Yes, I enjoy giving my son and husband their easter eggs, but its not the same.  Its simply a giving of gifts rather then a giving of self, at a time when we should be remembering the most selfless giving of all.

Next year I plan to make Easter more a celebration of life and family as well as the religious significance.  Of course.. *grins* ... there will also be chocolate.. it's just not Easter without it...  

Ain't life funny?

Just tell them that the Stork delivers....

When my son was young we decided to be honest re sex.. not to give silly stories re storks and cabbage patches.. and to use full and correct anatomical names..

Our friends had taken the same approach with their children, and it seemed to be working well for them.. .. so at the tender age of four our son knew that babies came from a mummy's tummy and that they grew from a seed daddy put there, and that we then went to the hospital so the doctor could take the baby out.. *grins* .. simple enough.. nothing too graphic :)

So imagine my trepidation when about 3 weeks before his 7th birthday he came to me and asked how did daddy put the seed in mummy's tummy?

I was home alone at the time.. and decided not to panic.. that I could do this.. so I chose my words very carefully and explained the process as simplistically as I could.. that went ok and ended with him saying.. "ohhh Daddy must have been very embarrassed" *laughs*

Cringing, I found myself dribbling on about "well when you really love someone.." *laughs* but no way, no how was I bringing lust into the conversation!! .. lol

Then I did it, I took it that one step too far.. I just had to open my big fat mouth and tell him that the act of daddy putting the seed there was called 'sex'.

You know how sometimes when you say something your realize immediately - "oh oh shouldn't have said that" .. well it was one of those moments.. *laughs*.. so I explained to him that sex is a really private topic and he should never talk to anyone about it except mummy and daddy..
especially not other kids... that was up to their mummys and daddys to do..

Last thing I needed was calls from other parents telling me that my lil Man was giving sex ed classes.. lol... but it all seemed to be okay and the topic was not raised again.

Then a week or so later, we were having afternoon tea at a Coffee Club TM  .. planning his birthday party and an old lady I've never seen before or since (thank goodness) came and joined us and was telling us all about her children.. and said.. "my Adrian was such a wild child.. I don't know what i did to deserve him" .. to which my lil darling pipes up... "I know.. you had sex!!!" .. *laughss*..

The only problem was, at that time his speech wasn't very clear, and I didn't get the last word.. LOL .. so I asked him 3 times until I realised he was saying "sex".. then I just clamped my hand over his mouth *laughs hard* and told him not to talk about that.. and the old lady looked at me and said.. "I thought that is what he was saying".. *laughs*.. 

*rolls my eyes* I felt like saying... geeezzz Lady, I wish you'd told me! 

*laughs again*

Ain't life funny??

Laughter is the best medicine..

I have been thinking alot lately about the relationship with my husband and how much of it revolves around good hearty belly laughs with each other and very little serious conflict (although we have had our hurdles).

As of 11 November 2011 we will have been married for 22 years.

The date of our marriage was very significant for three reasons.. (1) it is Remembrance Day and marks the anniversary of the armistice which ended the First World War;  (2) it was on that same date in 1975 that the Governor General of Australia dismissed the sitting Government at that time;  (3) and, on the actual day of our wedding in 1989, it was the day the Berlin Wall came down.

There were two available dates for our wedding the 11th and 18th, but the devil in me led me to choose the 11th mainly because it was the day that the Labour Government, under the leadership of Gough Whitlam, was dismissed from power.  I should take this opportunity to point out that my husband had voted for them, and I had voted for the opposition, hence my less then kind jibe.   However, my husband was never one to miss a beat, and as I cheekily explained the date I had picked and why.. he immediately quipped, "that's okay I can have a minute's silence for myself every year".

[NB: Each year Australians observe one minute silence at 11 am on 11 November, in memory of those who died or suffered in all wars and armed conflicts.]

I couldn't help myself.. I just burst out laughing realising he'd outwitted me again the clever bugga.. *chuckles*

That is the way it has always been between us.  We have always relied on our humour in good times and in bad.. it has been a common bond between us.  I am sure people think we are insensitive and insane sometimes, but our weird and zany humour allows us to put things back into perspective, and remember not to take life (or ourselves) too seriously.

When hubby and I first started dating I really wasn't sure that he was the right person for me, and I really was not overly encouraging.  I remember one evening after a particularly witty and cutting session between us, he said to me.. "You know, if you were a nicer person you'd get more flowers and luncheon dates" .. making reference to the flowers he had given me, and his invitation to lunch.. to which I promptly replied.. "Just because I don't get them from you, doesn't mean I don't get them".

He just shook his head and had a quiet laugh and said, "Kerri 3000 pts, Me none".. and then it became a bit of game between us, until one day he sent me this card..

I was sharing a unit with my best friend at the time, and he noted on the card that we were the two polar bears and he was the poor lil Eskimo. *laughs*

It was funny, but he did get our sympathy vote, and my friend actually turned to the darkside and encouraged him to hang in there, reassuring him that he was the right man for me.. and of course the rest is history.

Over the years we have drawn on our humour over and over again to see us through, and it something that we are now pleased to see that we have successfully passed onto our son.

Sometimes a laugh at the most inappropriate times, for the most inappropriate reasons, can be just so right because it releases the tension and reminds us that the sky will not fall if we are not always so deadly serious over things.

One classic example was at my mother's funeral.  She had passed from cancer, my son was about four years old, so I had read up on books on how to handle grief with young children.  The book recommended letting him choose for himself if he wanted to be at the funeral or not, to trust him to know what he could deal with, and it also suggested that we explained to him that  because the heart stops pumping blood when we die that the body then goes pale and cold.  This was particularly important for me as my son had said he wanted to go to the funeral and our family observes the tradition of an open coffin prior to the service.

So, my two sisters and I are in the church, giving mum one final kiss before they put the lid back on the casket, when my son asked if he may touch my mother.  We were all a little bit taken aback, but my sisters nodded to say they didn't mind.. so I picked him up and reminded him again, that her body will be cool to touch as her heart was no longer pumping blood. 

Well.. *laughs* he put his chubby lil hand flat on her chest and in his loudest voice booms out to the whole congregation.. "ohhh she is cold.. just like an iceblock!"   I almost dropped him!! *laughs*

Being November, and at the very beginning of our sub-tropical Australian summer I had totally forgotten that her body would have been refridgerated.  It took all our self control for my sisters and I not to break out laughing, especially seeing some of the scandalised looks from the older women in the church.. but I am confident that my mother would have appreciated the joke.

There had been a lot of heartache surrounding her death and ensuing guilt by each of us for our own reasons, and his simple observation cleared away all the rubbish and helped us restore our perspective.. we were then able to sit through the service with open hearts and minds and pay our mother the  final tribute she deserved.

Of course.. that wasn't the only time my precocious son shocked my socks off.
Another time, when we went to take my Aunt shopping I was feeling particularly nervous because she had bought a new wig.  Due to chemo she had lost her hair and instead of opting for the same silver grey that she was before, she decided to buy a beige blonde wig.  I was more then a little concerned how my son would respond, so i cued him up to the fact that Aunty had bought a wig and decided to get a brand new colour just for a change.

So, we drove over to her apartment, she comes down to meet us and immediately chats to my son through the car window asking him.. "do you like my new hair?" ... to which he answered, "Oh yes, its very pretty"

My entire body just slumped in relief.. then she just had to push it and follow up with the question, "Did you recognize me?" to which he replied most indignantly, "Of course I did! I saw your krinkly face."

*laughs* if a truck had been coming down that road at that time I would have jumped in front of it!  Luckily my Aunty was such a beautiful humble soul that she only chuckled and told him that it was very "lived in" face.

Our lives are made up of all these precious memories.. we all have our collection of children's stories that we retell over and over.. or other amusing tales and incidents.

They are part of what binds us to those we love.  Indigenous Australians share their heritage through their stories of the dream time, just as other cultures share their ancestory through their story tellings. 

In our family (and I am sure many other families) it is through our humourous tales and antedotes.  When we can all be moved to tears of outrageous laughter as we recount a particular story or incident, it opens up our souls and hearts to each other, bringing us closer in ways that nothing else can.

In this day and age of bipolar, depression, post traumatic stress syndrome, and other psychological conditions, it helps to remember that sometimes all we need to do is relax, turn off the stress and turn on the humour instead.

Laughter really is the best medicine.. Ain't life funny?

Biting off more then I can chew..

This pic basically sums up my approach, and response, to life..

I am an extremist, which means, that for better or worse I don't do things in half measures.. life would probably be a lot easier if I did sometimes *laughs*.. but where's the fun in taking the easy way out?

Biting off more then I can chew is something that I quite literally started to do at the tender age of four years. 

I was at kindergarten and sitting with the other children around a long table eating my lunch before playtime.. my mother had packed me a small granny smith apple, but without slicing it as she normally did.. so lifting it enthusically to my wide open mouth I chomped down, taking a massive bite!

As has become evident throughout my life, I bit off more then I could chew..

Now, keep in mind it was a clean bite and that I was only four.. I pulled the piece of apple from my mouth when I realised it was too large for me to manouvre it to continue chewing.. and just as I was preparing to bite it in half to make it more manageable the kindergarten teacher came along and shoved the whole piece back into my mouth, admonishing me for taking food out of my mouth.

To cut a long story short, I was then forced to stand in the corner behind an open door while the other children went outside to play.. given strict instructions that I was to remain there until I managed to eat the overly large piece of apple.  My progress was monitored and "encouraged" by regular thumps to my back between my shoulder blades.  Of course I cheated.. I peeked through the crack in the door where the hinges were and when I could see the teacher outside, I would quickly stick my chubby lil finger into my mouth to manouvre the piece over my molars to allow me to continue chewing it.

Needless to say this incident brought to the forefront some of my other personality traits, sheer wilful determination and stubborness.. and sadly one other that I have had to struggle against over the years.. throwing in the towel.

Yes.. I am ashamed to say.. that I am a kindergarten drop out.. *laughs* .. I point blank refused to return to kindergarten the next day and when my parents discovered the bruises on my back they didn't force me... so much for hopping back onto the proverbial bike.

Its funny though how such simple incidents from our past can help to shape us.  Of course as adults we then have the ability to reflect and to recognize significant events and to rectify our reactions to them, so that we may heal and grow.. but sometimes realising the triggers to our issues isn't always so simple.

Interestingly enough, for many many years I could not handle the idea of eating apples or anything apple related, and would actually say to others.. "I don't like apples".. until one day, feeling obligated to be a polite dinner guest I stoically tackled a dessert of apple pie.. only to discover that I really did enjoy it, even though my mind was still firmly insisting, "I don't like apples".

Of course, once I had recalled the incident and put all the pieces of the puzzle together it made sense and my apple aversion disappeared.

Like many things in life.. once we discover why we react the way we do, then we are one step closer to controlling and resolving it too.

Ain't life funny?   *grins*